Stand on Your Head and Laugh: Kids These Days

Over the course of spring and summer breaks, mycould indulge; resorting to playing guitar, singing, painting
teenage kids find multiple ways to antagonize me. Oneor cooking. And yes, kids actually had to turn on a
of my daughter's favorite complaints is, "...I'm bored.stove to cook the infamous Ramen Noodles. Today,
There is nothing to do." Of course, my response ismicrowave has made cooking a breeze. Specially
always, "...there's plenty of things to do," with amarked packages of mac-n-cheese, and many other
continuation of the myriad listing of ideas, tasks andeasy-to-cook foods are now microwavable. No longer
other events in which she can partake. Ideally, shedo we have to wait forever for a quick snack.
would have me take her mall shopping, cruising theMealtime is mere seconds away.Television: Saturdays
beach strip, and ultimately become her solewere the ultimate in animated television programming. I
entertainment planner and provider during herstill recall wasting my morning sleep on 7am Saturday
"vacation" period.Suddenly, it dawns on me that I wasmornings just so I could go and watch Scooby-Doo.
once the tyrannical 10-year old who "had nothing toBecause then, Saturday morning was the ONLY time
do..." My dad's exhausted reply to me then was,kids could watch cartoons. During the remainder of the
"...stand on your head and laugh." That was, of course,week, there were three channels - not including public
at a time when television wasn't quite as controversialtelevision. And worst of all, if the President was holding
and diverse as it is today. I can't even begin to imaginea press conference, he was on ALL three channels.
the many channels my kids have at their disposal. INeedless to say, kids didn't have the infinite viewing
think I stopped count after 300-something. If moviesoptions then as they do today.Phone: Years ago, we
aren't on their menu, then they've got the ultimate inwould have marveled at the now common
gaming audio - not only the Sony Playstation, but also"touch-tone" and "cordless" phone. Our minds would've
the Sony II, Sega Genesis, and many handheldbeen blown by global "walkie-talkies," (now called
computer games as well.Not being a house-reclusecellular phones) - not to mention Internet access. Of
myself, I always preferred enjoyment of the greatcourse that was a different time though.Extracurricular
outdoors. Okay, we didn't live on a mountainside, butActivities: Swimming would've been one of my favorite
our backyard was equally just as fun. Whether it waspastimes. I said, "... would have been," because back
catching frogs, playing in tadpole-infested puddles,then, families had to travel miles to get to the nearest
playing Frisbee or ball with the family dog, playingpublic pool or swimming hole. At that time, commercial
Marco-Polo, Redlight-Greenlight, Simon Says, softball,pool clubs were far and few between, and if you
jump rope, hopscotch, bicycling, soccer, tether ball,couldn't afford a membership - well, then you had the
roller-skating, volley ball, tennis, sprint-racing, or simplyrare pleasure of "running through a sprinkler" on hot,
sitting on green, dewy grass - there were ample thingshumid days. Even with our own private in-ground pool,
to do.Kids growing up in the 1970s despised rainy days.my teenagers are sometimes "too tired" or just don't
We didn't have the cool conveyances that children"feel like swimming." Modern generations of kids never
have in modern society. Back then, if it rained - you'recease to amaze me. Even with so many choices
"vacation" or "school in-service day" was shot. Weavailable to them, they still cannot seem to get
actually had to find things to do with our time - like"un-bored."In conclusion, after all efforts have been
reading, drawing, and listening to music. If we weredepleted, I simply tell them to "Stand on your head and
fortunate, we had some type of talent in which welaugh.