The Inside of a Ping-Pong Ball

"Since when did a ping-pong ball prove to be sopressure if does not act now. He MUST do it now or
interesting?" said Daphne. "Wow! Try asking Majorhe never will. He lifts the knife slightly and then, with his
Peach that", said Brett.eyes bulging with terror, with the sweat streaming into
Daphne and Brett are project technicians. They arehis eyes, he moves it down to within a fraction of the
waiting in a room which, apart from them, is completelyping-pong ball. He is now breaking up inside but his
empty; except, that is, for a small black table in theouter self stays fixed and solid. He is now fated to the
centre of the room on which lays an ordinary tableconclusion. He will do it.
tennis ball.The blade of the knife comes to rest on the ball. The
They hear footsteps coming nearer and the faintknife is very sharp. He is strangely becoming calmer
mutterings and sighings of Major Peach. He blusters in,now that he is at the point of no return. He moves his
frowning. He is clearly agitated. Wearing a scruffyleft hand towards the ball and grips it between his
brown checked suit and scuffed brown shoes; athumb and forefinger. It is now time.
stocky, medium height man with the disheveled hairDaphne witnesses the act. She sees Major Peach
and wild moustache reserved only for madmen anddraw the blade of the penknife across the ball. Brett
brilliant scientists. But which one of those is Majorseems to see right through the major's body. He
Peach?instinctively knows what is happening. Daphne stares.
Brett: "Major Peach, may I introduce...."Her mouth opens slightly. This is it. It is happening. She
"Sh! Sh! Sh!" says the troubled Major Peach.sees that the major has taken a full swipe across the
Silence. Daphne and Brett dare not utter a sound.ball and that already it is half cut open. He then slides
They both stand side by side just to the right of thethe knife forwards again and readies himself for the
door that the Major has enteredfinal swipe. He cannot look. He closes his eyes tightly.
Then, the only sound to be heard is Major Peach'sHe does not want to witness his own actions. For that
slow but deliberate footsteps towards the middle ofmoment he does not want to be there. If he closes his
the room. His face is ashen, concentrated. No flicker,eyes he can imagine that someone else is performing
and now there is no frown. Staring only at the ball asthe act. Just for a few minutes he does not want to
he nears to it. At the edge of the table he standsbe human. So, with his eyes firmly shut he finishes the
quietly, as if meditating, still with eyes fixed on the whitejob with a final terrifying swipe. At that moment the
sphere. Moments, just seconds, seem to last for agestension is overwhelming. He now has to emerge from
until, at last, Major Peach reaches inside his jackethis self-imposed mental exile. He must come back to
pocket and produces a penknife. He swiftly turns histhe scene and open his eyes. Face the truth and
head 90 degrees and makes another 90 degree turnwitness the result.
with his body - all this in two quick movements startleIn front of him he sees the inside of the ping-pong ball.
the two technicians as the Major fixes on Brett. HeHe stares in one semi-sphere then in the other.
says calmly and flatly: "You are witnesses."Daphne: "Well, what...is inside, Major Peach?"
Daphne is puzzled. She had been drafted in to "helpThe major is drained. He doesn't have an ounce of
for a few minutes" by her colleague and friend Brett.capacity to acknowledge anything but the sight before
She now stands by the wall, becoming morehim.
apprehensive with every second. She does not knowDaphne must know. She is firmer now: "Major! Are
what to make of this situation. A ping-pong ball? Thisyou OK?" This time Major Peach hears her words. He
weird Major Peach? She looks at Brett, expecting acannot take in or even accept what he has done, but
shrug from him, but instead - and now she is reallyhe starts to take in his surrounding, or at least
scared - she sees him open-mouthed and eyesremembers his witnesses.
bulging, staring at the back of Major Peach. The MajorThe Major utters in a frail, quiet voice: "Inside the ball?"
turns back to his task. He graduallydraws the penknifeDaphne: "Yes. Major, what is it like? What was inside?"
down towards the apex of the ball. As it gets nearerThe major stares down at the two halves. As he
his hand starts to tremble. The major must keepstares he speaks slowly and weakly but with
himself together. He knows that no one else cancomposure: "The inside is not important. It is what I
perform this task. He can't walk away now. In order tofound that is important"
steady his nerves he simply freezes every muscle inDaphne, perplexed: "What did you, er, find?" As she
his body. The knife remains suspended above the ball.speaks she glances at Brett who returns an equally
Even though he is behind him, Brett can see that Majorpuzzled face.
Peach has faltered. He feels the urge to go up to him -"You see", said the major, "I found Crest, Valance and
to put his hand on the Major's shoulder. Something.Portiere".
Daphne, meanwhile, finds herself staring just like Brett.Brett: "Pallet Shrouds!"
She is somehow being drawn in. She is beginning toDaphne: "You found the pallet shrouds!"
understand. No, she doesn't understand. Yes, she doesMajor Peach: "Yes they have been found. So it was
understand that something very big and important isworth it."
about to happen - that is if the major can continue -Brett: "But where, major, where are they? How do you
but what it is, and why, is beyond her. She shifts veryknow?"
slowly to the right in order to see over the major'sMajor: "Nobody can see inside a ping-pong ball. They
shoulder. Oh no! She sees the penknife. She nowcan only see inside half of a ping-pong ball. You see,
understands the magnitude of this day. She nowwe were totally safe after all, because it is impossible
knows that she has been called upon to witness ato describe the inside of a ping-pong ball. That is why
momentous event.so many things are hidden in them, including the pallet
Major Peach remains totally still. By steadying himself,shrouds that we thought had been lost to us."
he has simply inverted the tension. Beads of sweat"Quantum Physics!" stammered Daphne, excitedly.
begin to form on his brow. He will explode from the