shoes taste

I am not a shoe nut.  I don't buy new shoes as oftendon't remember when I got them, but do know I had
as I get a paycheck.  My sense of comfort preemptsthem over 5 years ago when I wore them to a
fashion and heels.  Second-hand shoes are ok withtheatrical production of Frankenstein, celebrating my
me.friend's birthday.  In my closet are two pairs of brown
sandals.  The first is my favorite, but, like my brown
But I am particular.  Not because I believe the world isboots, getting worn.  So last year I went to replace
waiting to see my shoe selection.  I note all the timethem with a similar pair, which was nearly impossible. 
that many people do shoe and sock and outfitFlip-flops and Crocs are both solidly out.  I want a
combinations that don't stand out as awkward, but thatdarker brown, with a back.  Covering most of my
I would never do.  If I look down at my feet and thefoot, leaving slits for air.  Buckles are a must.  The
sight is distracting or out of place, I go crazy.  So thesole should not be too thick, and the lining cannot be
socks and shoes I wear are all about me.rubber or plastic or anything sticky.  I ended up buying
I am pretty simple in my shoe taste.  Basically I needthe replacement pair at a store at the mall.  They're a
three colors of shoes: Black, White, and Brown.  Andsize too big, but I intend to wear them in a puddle one
in each of these colors, I really do need all the types ofday to shrink them…
shoes I wear.  The one exception is tennis shoes. 
So.I have a pair of white flat dress shoes and a pair of
We'll start with boots.  It is the biggest category.  I doblack.  These obnoxious things demand I wear hose
not have a pair of white boots.  You have no ideawith them, the most ridiculous apparel invention ever. 
the trouble this causes.  I like to wear skirts, even inThey're uncomfortable, make me cold and sweaty, do
winter time.  Boots look good enough with skirts.  Butalmost nothing for looks, are impossible to wash, store,
with white skirts and other light colors, solid chocolateor maintain.  I pull on hose and cause a run, discover a
browns and midnight blacks draw a little too muchrun, or breathe a sigh of relief that there is no run. 
attention to my feet.  Never mind this is how ladies inLater, once at the formal occasion demanding this
the west managed for centuries (watch a Janetorture in the first place, out of the blue I look down and
Austen costume drama, or Little House on thediscover a brand new run, which there's no fixing
Prairie!).  My eyes are peeled for a decent pair ofnow!  Long skirts are very practical helps for such
white boots.  Until I find them, I'm settling for freezingthings, but cannot help with the shoe dilemma.
my feet in sandals or *cringe* wearing brown boots.So most of the time I can pull off formal either with
I do have a nice selection of brown boots.  Myboots, sandals, or ballet flats.  These last are my
favorite pair is shorter but has more of a heel. prized footwear.  I have a pair of white, black, and
However, I wore it 50% of the time for a couple years,brown.  They're the prettiest things on my shoe
so there are a couple issues.  First, the zipper is pullingshelf.  First I picked up the white ones.  I searched all
away from the leg.  Fortunately, I can slip on theover for a season before deciding on them.  By that
boots without unzipping.  Secondly, the heels are sotime I had to order them online from Kohl's.  They're
worn that there are holes in them, admitting pebbles solace, all white (no black soles!), canvas-lined, and stay
that when I walk, I sound like a rattle.  They remainon my feet.  Next I found a pair of brown suede flats
quite comfortable.  Last year I picked up aat a thrift store.  They have fantastic details of
replacement pair of brown leather boots that are taller,stitching and flower-rosettes.  I wear these usually
with less of a heel, but work quite well.  And I actuallywith socks and pants; the other two pairs of flats are
own a pair of brown sheepskin boots for when it isgood with pants or skirts, and barefoot.  I've had my
very cold outside (and when I am so layered in coatseye out for black flats for a while.  But I just couldn't
and sweaters and scarves that the least of my vanityfind any.  They had to be mostly black, slip on easily,
worries is what my shoes look like).and have a lining that, like sandals, won't stick to the
Black boots are an issue for me.  I have owned twobottom of my feet.  Finally, just a month ago, I picked
pairs for some time, involuntarily.  The first are nicer. some up at Target, after extensive experimentation in
Leather.  A small heel.  But inside the lining of the solethe shoe aisle.  They are not perfectly comfortable
is coming up in a most uncomfortable way.  Still, with(what shoes are the first time you wear them?), but
a thick pair of socks, I can get by just fine.  The otherare getting more bearable as I break them in.  They're
pair of black boots is a half size too small if I wearon my feet right now.  Slip-on shoes like these are
them with my favorite thick socks.  The pair was,quite popular with me since I started frequenting
when I purchased them, in better condition than thehomes where shoes are left at the door.  Leaving is
others, but it scuffed quickly.  Styled like a riding boot,much easier when you just step into your shoes!
this pair has a near-fatal flaw: the tread is theFinally, I have two pairs of tennis shoes.  They're both
slipperiest I have ever encountered.  Only slightlyblue and white (think blue jeans!), both Sketcher's.  I've
more treacherous is a pair of synthetic plush slipperhad pairs of store brand tennis shoes, and the
socks.  On tile floors, cement, pavement, sidewalks, Idifference is so noticeable in comfort, that I decided to
have to resort to a sort of march-step to staystick with Sketcher's.  In the old days I needed a pair
upright.  And on ice (this is Colorado I live in!), I dare notof gym shoes with good tread for Awana Games
wear them without an ice-pick or railing to hold onto. events.  Now that I'm well past high school, I have one
So I recently got rid of that pair, lest an overthoughtpair for outside things like hiking or camping, dirty things
leave me with a nasty fall and broken bones.like painting and gardening.  And the other is for
Now to sandals.  Several years ago I used a Kohl'srunning around the city, playing in parks with my friends
gift card to buy a pair of simple white dress sandals. or shopping at the mall (or thrift stores).
The heel is probably about an inch and a half.  ThereAll told, I have 16 pairs of shoes (oh! and one pair of
is no back to the sandal, and the toes are open. soft gray slippers!).  It isn't excessive – honest! 
Easy to slip on, they're also easy to slip off, and offerThat said, I think I could make do with a pair of tenni's,
no beauty to toes or heels.  My black sandals area pair of sandals, and my new brown boots.  That is
also for special occasions: strappy, a solid heel. if I didn't have to work as a receptionist, tramp through
Perfect for wearing with a pair of long dress pants.  Ithe snow, or appear at very formal occasions.